If I Were a Turkey

Almost every week, H gets a writing assignment from school. Working with him on these writing projects is seriously like pulling teeth. Writing and reading -- not so much his thing. Math -- now we are talking. He can breeze through those assignments no problem. Unfortunately, today's homework was writing. "Imagine that you are a turkey and you just found out you are on the Thanksgiving menu. What would you say to persuade people to serve something other than turkey for the Thanksgiving feast?" Here's H's story (you can click to enlarge). Gosh, could his writing be sloppier? Anyhow, he didn't completely answer the question, but I still think it's pretty funny.